"erin the fat lesbian boarder girl" appreciation life
Supercut of Robert Pattinson talking about how bad “Twilight” is. Compilation of clips from various interviews.
OMFG IF THERE IS ONE THING YOU DO TODAY, WATCH THIS VIDEO. AHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I wonder if he knows that he has won the approval of the entire population of tumblr because of his beautiful hatred of his own damn movies.
DYING. Nobody hates Twilight more than poor Robert.
If I ever meet him, I’m going to propose.
DM: “Your party passes by a burning barn, what do you do?”
Half-orc Dickass Ranger: “I roll to see if I give a fuck.”
*proceeds to roll a nat 20*
Half-orc Dickass Ranger: “I give ALL the fucks.”
yonkers ten milli ur silly thinkin’ that this ‘preme is free, willy
quick note that if i ever misgender you or use the wrong name or anything please please PLEASE tell me and i 100% promise that i will do my absolute best to never do it again
ITS NEARING TO BE THE SECOND LONGEST WORK IN THE ENGLISH FUCKING LANGUAGE AND YOUR ORANGE ASS IS CALLING IT A FUCKING WARM UP
i’m hungry but people are in the kitchen
The Histoire de Curbes, Pulp Fashion Week Show(lle-de-France, France)
always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex
When your friends vaguepost things about people offending them or pissing them off and you immediately think it must be something you did you just can’t remember what it is
i’m a storm with skin
It’s coming up to Winter, it’s cold, and due to Government admin errors and several other hits, we’re now living below the poverty line and can’t afford to heat our home or eat.Edit: now we’re losing a further £250 a month and everything has taken an extremely dire turn
we can’t afford anything now
we literally just got a letter telling us that we’re losing £250 a month from are benefits thanks to new cuts
we already barely survive on very little and this is just like a death knell
i’m applying to apprenticeships and jobs but none will take me over younger people [that they can pay less] or older people [with more experience]
we aren’t going to be able to make it through winter without help, hell we’re not going to be able to make it through fucking december without help
we can’t take a loan out, because the repayments would cripple us and i just
please share this lick please reblog it i don’t care if you don’t care for me or if you’d rather not or what the fuck ever please just help by reblogging or we are literally going to die this is the worst news i’ve received in months i am begging you